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Basics:Full name: Katja Marika Lautanen-Lahti / Katja M. Lautanen-LahtiNicknames: KMLautanen, Katte, Kat Born: March 9th, 1980 Interests: Almost everything. I'm a curious person. Hair: dark brown, long (in 2020: 109 cm = approx. 43 inches from root to tip) Height: about 160 cm / about 5ft 2 Eyes: grey Allergies: Stupidity, feather dust (mild), penicillin. Religion: The Holy Church of Shut-the-fuck-up, a religion also known as "Shutthefuckupism". No, really, I'm a sceptical atheist, and I dislike people trying to promote their religions. I won't try to covert you as long as you do the same for me. Deal? Studies: Master's degree, University of Tampere (History major, minor in English philology and a number of other subjects and random courses. Everything is interesting.) Home: Fågeltorp ('bird cottage'), a 100+-year old house (with a newer wing) in Finland: between 450-500m2 of space in the main building, a smaller separate sauna & storage-building, and a decent-sized garden. Keywords: Books, literary analysis, long conversations, emails, an old-fashioned hand-written diary, diamond doves, tea, chocolate, cakes, unusual interior design & work ( I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X.)], other design ( I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII IX X), classical music, opera, classic ballet, old art, soundtracks, theatre, aesthetics, social phobia, rhododendron varieties, orchids, gardening, collecting, sex, pleasures of mind and body, antiques, home, teetotaller, non-smoking, shoes, bi, older husband, age gap relationship, voracious reader, introvert, atheism, history, scifi, fantasy, horror, geek stuff, pessimism, sarcasm, cynicism, humor, sauna, spices, silence, shy. Collections: Books (4000+), antiques, old decorative bird cages, Swarovski crystal figurines, Lewis Galoob's Cutie Club, mechanical automaton birds and some other toys) Current relationship: Married, no children. Contact: 
Some short thoughts: Fuck amusement parks, I've got a library. The best dialectic argument is a hammer operated with appropriate force and vigour. Lord Chesterfield said, "You must look into people as well as at them." Quicky, somebody get me a big knife! The glass can be either half empty, half full or smashed against someone else's skull. They say that universe has no boundaries, but the stupidity of a single human being could teach the universe a thing or two about lack of them. Democracy is like a marathon for people with no sense of direction. An aggressive optimist will make you laugh- even if it kills you. That's why aggressive pessimists are better: they'll kill you but they don't expect you to be happy about it.
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